Halloween Quotes

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. - Charles Swartz

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. - Lindsay Lohan

Eat, drink and be scary. - Author Unknown

This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O’Brien

Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite, All are on their rounds tonight; In the wan moon’s silver ray, Thrives their helter-skelter play. - Joel Benton

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Where there is no imagination there is no Horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.

Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October’s days. - Author Unknown

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the “spirits” of things. - Dee Snider

At first cock-crow the ghosts must go, Back to their quiet graves below. - Theodosia Garrison

‘Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out, Contagion to this world. - William Shakespeare

Hold on, man. We don’t go anywhere with “scary,” “spooky,” “haunted,” or “forbidden” in the title. - From Scooby-Doo

When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘tis near Halloween. - Author Unknown

Bring forth the raisins and the nuts, Tonight All-Hallows’ Spectre struts, Along the moonlit way. - John Kendrick Bangs

From ghoulies and ghosties, And long-leggedy beasties, And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us! - Scottish Saying

This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. ~Conan O’Brien

‘Tis the night - the night, Of the grave’s delight, And the warlocks are at their play; Ye think that without, The wild winds shout, But no, it is they - it is they. - Arthur Cleveland Coxe

One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing, Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Those seemingly interminable dark walks between houses, long before street-lit safety became an issue, were more adrenalizing than the mountains of candy filling the sack. Sadly Halloween, with our good-natured attempts to protect the little ones, from the increasingly dangerous traffic and increasingly sick adults, has become an utter bore. - Lauren Springer

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery. - Joseph Conrad

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special. - Chris Rock

Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold. - Judith Olney

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen. - Author Unknown

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it’s like an excuse for Halloween everyday. - Gwen Stefani

A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib of the window, the latch rises. Ghosts were created when the first man awoke in the night. - J.M. Barrie

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story. - Mason Cooley

Proof of our society’s decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many. - Robert Kirby

Hark! Hark to the wind! ‘Tis the night, they say, When all souls come back from the far away-, The dead, forgotten this many a day! - Virna Sheard

I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, May luck be yours on Halloween. - Author Unknown

There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask. - Colette

Nothing beats a haunted moonlit night on All Hallows Eve…. And on this fatal night, at this witching time, the starless sky laments black and unmoving. The somber hues of an ominous, dark forest are suddenly illuminated under the emerging face of the full moon. - Kim Elizabeth

Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. - Fernando Pessoa

Forget love - I’d rather fall in chocolate! - Sandra J. Dykes

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. - Emily Luchetti